Urgent message. The U.S. Capitol has been threatened by an army of one (jackhammer). Please abandon what you are doing and
Did you know that:
The report (of gunfire, ed) originated with Rep. Jim Saxton, R-N.J., his press secretary said. Saxton heard what he thought were gunshots and had a member of his staff call Capitol Police, said spokesman Greg Keeley.One report said that it was workers using a jackhammer to repair an elevator (concrete elevators in the Rayburn building, ed.)
Did you know the Saxton (Republican) was being challanged by Sexton (Democrat) in New Jersey?
And that Sexton claims that Saxton:
.....has also accepted money from Jack Abramoff as well as persons who have been identified as co-conspirators in the Randy “Duke” Cunningham bribery scandal.Oh, what a tangled web we weave, etc, etc. etc.
You say either, I say either
You say neither, I say neither
You say tomato, I say tomato,
You say potato, Dan says potatoe
You say Saxton, I say Sexton (of course)
Let's call the whole thing off.