Saturday, April 29, 2006

I'm Sorry, Senator, The Price Went Up


Its now 20 gallons of gas!
Federal authorities are investigating allegations that a California defense contractor arranged for a Washington area limousine company to provide prostitutes to convicted former congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-Calif.) and possibly other lawmakers, sources familiar with the probe said yesterday. (emphasis added)
Shocked, I tell you. I am just Shocked! And there is always:


MIAMI, April 28 -- Talk radio icon Rush Limbaugh surrendered to authorities Friday on a charge of committing fraud to obtain prescription drugs, concluding an investigation that for more than two years has hovered over the law-and-order conservative.
You get a nickel
I'll get a dime
We'll go upstairs
And have a good time.
Cocaine, running 'round my brain.
(actually, its Oxycontin, but that doesn't rhyme with brain).

2 comments:

SteveG said...

I don't know if the runors about Porter Goss being one of those involved in the prostitute scandal, but the thought of the wife of the head of the CIA thinking about hiring a private investigator to tail her husband is delicious. Irony can be so ironic.

markfromireland said...

In case you missed it Rush Limbaugh The Musical