Wednesday, September 21, 2005

What the Candidates are Wearing

Martha Stewart called me this morning because she was struck by this report out there in the media:
WASHINGTON — Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, a potential presidential candidate in 2008, sold all his stock in his family's hospital corporation about two weeks before it issued a disappointing earnings report and the price fell nearly 15 percent.
Now, Martha is pretty familiar with these things:
JUNE 4--Martha Stewart was named today in a nine-count indictment charging her with obstruction of justice and lying to federal investigators in connection with a government probe of her alleged insider trading of ImClone stock.
She wanted to point out that ImClone wasn't even a family firm (but she was a Democrat). And, after she did her time in jail:
For the next five months, Stewart must wear an electronic anklet so authorities can track her every move.
Martha said that she thought the ankle apparel that she was issued by the Feds was a little gauche and therefore she sent the following to Dr. Frist as a bracelet that is a little more, eh, elegant:


markfromireland said...

Wow and I see that Condimelda donated some shoes. Now isn't that heartwarming.

Redjalapeno said...