Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Bush Declares New Flag

Due to the spectacular success of his administration's response to Katrina, President Bush today has decided to adopt the flag of the Isle of Man as the National Flag of the United States of America. (He did not feel that he had to consult the Congress, they were too involved in stare decisis.)

President Bush felt like the symbolism of this flag indicating an Administration "going in the right direction" was worth abandoning the knitting endeavors of Ms. Betsy Ross.

Ms. Ross could not be reached for a comment.

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