Friday, November 03, 2006

The "I buy Playboy for the Articles" gambit

Oh, hypocrisy, thy name be Ted:
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Evangelist Ted Haggard admitted Friday that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the outspoken gay marriage opponent.

Haggard, 50, said he never had sex with Mike Jones, a 49-year-old male prostitute who sparked the scandals when he told a radio station he had had a three-year sexual relationship with the minister.

Haggard said he did get a massage from Jones after being referred to him by a Denver hotel.
Oh, give me a break. Just an innocent massage from a gay prostitute?

Wait a minute, what about John Kerry? Wait, wait. Don't go away. Kerry, Kerry, Democrats, Democrats, bad, bad. Traitors.


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