Saturday, November 11, 2006
At Last, an Explanation.
I have always wondered why I am so fat. The conventional wisdom, that it is diet and lack of exercise, just didn't satisfy the inquiring mind. Then my nephew and my brother reminded me of this fellow and his theory.
Bingo! It is clear that I am travelling at the speed of light! You see, I am not fat. I just appear to you to be fat in your frame of reference. In mine, I am svelte and nimble.
And, at this speed I'll never catch the flu (or vice versa).
On the other hand, I guess this explains this Fat Boy too. If only this discovery had remained a fantasy, or at least in some other reference frame.
Posted by Dr. C at 12:37 PM