Dear Harry

Frist: "Senator Reid, I have some pills here that I would like you to take. They work wonders. Unfortunately, they have a side effect. I know you won't mind. Its just a little thing. Not to worry."

Reid: "Senator Frist, what IS the little side effect of your little pills?"

Frist: "Senator Reid, you won't mind the little side effect. And the benefit of the pills. The benefit is WONDERFUL!"

Reid: "Alright, Senator Frist, what is the benefit of your little pills?"

Frist: "Well, to begin with you might start leaning a little to the right. After a couple of weeks, you won't be able to make a left turn. After a month, Rush Limbaugh will greet you like a brother."

Reid: "Oh. And the side effect?"

Frist: "You lose your cojones."