Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Killer of JonBenet Ramsey Confesses!


And see if you can figure out what is strange about this blurb:

John Mark Karr, 41, will be taken within the week to Colorado, where he will face charges of first-degree murder, kidnapping and child sexual assault, Ann Hurst of the Department of Homeland Security told a news conference in Bangkok.

That's right, Department of Homeland Security!! What in the hell are we wasting Homeland Security resources on a poor girl who's been dead for 10 years. (And one whose parents dressed her about as close to child porn as you can get.)

Paris Hilton makes a recording!


Also famous for internet porn.

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Oh! And by the way, over 400 children lie dead beneath the ruins of Lebanon.


Mr. and Mrs. America: "Go away, we can't be bothered."