Oh PETA, PETA, how could you?

Kos directs us to this:

WASHINGTON, Dec. 19 - Counterterrorism agents at the Federal Bureau of Investigation have conducted numerous surveillance and intelligence-gathering operations that involved, at least indirectly, groups active in causes as diverse as the environment, animal cruelty and poverty relief, newly disclosed agency records show. (emphasis added)

Now, just think about this. How, for the love of Nixon, could PETA be a terrorism threat (unless someone I know is going to spray Ann Coulter's fur coat with red paint.)

But then, it might be the height of fashion. You never know. All those dead minks running around Ava Gardner's neck. Endlessly chasing one another. Looking out with their beady glass eyes.