"Daddy, what do these palefaces believe in?"
Lust – “Give me more oil, give me mid-East oil, give me more money, give me the wealth of the Nation. Give me the wealth of the World.”
Gluttony – “I will drive an SUV until Alaska gives up its last drop of North Shore crude. By the way, ‘giant size’ those fries.”
Greed – “No, little boy, you don’t need lunch in school today. I need a tax break.”
Sloth – “Brownie, you’re doing a great job. Just keep sitting on your ass and let New Orleans drown.”
Anger – “I just have this to say to the insurgents, ‘Bring em on!’ Oh, and we don’t torture. We just inflict cruel and unusual punishment.”
Envy - “Give me more oil, give me mid-East oil, give me more money, give me the wealth of the World.”
Pride – “We do not torture. We are bringing democracy to Iraq.”
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Well said.
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