In praise of Boogers:
Joyce McKinney was a former Miss Wyoming who was arrested in England in 1978 for allegedly kidnapping and tying Mormon missionary Kirk Anderson to a bed and forcing him to have sex with her. In August 2008, it was reported that Joyce McKinney is the same person as Bernann McKinney, the woman who claimed to have had her dog, "Booger," cloned in South Korea.Her dog Booger. So sweet.
And from here:
Joyce Bernann McKinney was charged in Carter County with criminal conspiracy to commit aggravated burglary, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and failure to appear in court, said attorney David Crockett, who represented her in the Tennessee case. Authorities there said she instructed a 15-year-old boy to break into a house, and Crockett said she needed the money to buy a false leg for a beloved horse. (emphasis added)Where to these people come from? Oh, I forgot. Wyoming. Home of Dick Cheney.