Tracy (moderator): Is Gov. Palin qualified, sir, as president?Cut to the Mayor's office of Wasilla:
Stevens: Yes she is. Yes she is. I think she is. She’s had experience as a mayor. She’s had experience, really, as a governor. And she is what I think the American women have sought for a long time, she’s another candidate for a presence of a woman in our national leadership. So I think she’s qualified and I think our people would like to see her become president… vice president.
I’d like to see her become president, as a matter of fact.(emphasis added)
Alderman Jones: "Mr Mayor, the police force of Mayville is assembling a strike team to invade our town's dump. We can't allow this.
Mayor Palin: "You are certainly right, Alderman (wink, wink)"
Alderman Jones: "Would you like me to call in the deputies?"
Mayor Palin: "No, no, no. They are probably all A-rabs over there. I think we should nuke 'em. Prepare the Really Big One. (wink, wink)"
Alderman Jones: "But Mayor, the Really Big One destroys an area out to five miles and Mayville is only two miles away!"
Mayor Palin: "I said use the Really Big One. God will protect us. (Realy Big Wink)"
Boom!!! Cut to Heaven...