The Stripper and the Court

Oh, My:

Supreme Court to Weigh In on Anna Nicole Smith's Inheritance Case
By Charles Lane
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, September 28, 2005; Page C03

Playboy Playmate of the Year. Reality TV Star. National Enquirer columnist. And now, to these titles, Anna Nicole Smith can add another: Supreme Court litigant.

I am so amazed. We get two new Supreme Court Justices and the first thing they do is hear a trash case. Sitting on the docket, or at least should be sitting on the docket are:

1. Bush's violation of the Fourth Amendment in spying on Americans.
2. Torture at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo.
3. Cheney's claim that he has the right to divulge secret information when that is clearly the perogative of the President.
4. South Dakota.
5. Lying to the American people and dragging us into a War in Iraq on false pretences.
6. Scooter. Need I say more?